"The Discovery" Lyrics

Just my luck, I'm stuck again in a pen,
an electrified cage full of women and men.
They must be first timers lookin crippled and tense,
as if its the end, allready missing their friends.

But not me, man, I been through this before.
Shit. I should have known better than ot visit this store.
Not my usual spot to cop chicken and porn--
knew I was tricked soon as I heard the click of the doors...

I got picked up!
Please put me down...
Sized up and Spun!
Please put me down...
Just my luck!
Please put me down...

I'm about to drop some knowledge so lend me your ears:
The first time they get you, you're schitzophrenic with fear.
You wanna kill yourself as well as anyone near,
till they sedate you. Then everything disappears.

Or so they think! Turns out I'm pretty much immune
so I remember everything from these trips behind the moon;
the test, the races, the equasions they make you do,
cause they're curious about our scurvy race of buffoons!

So this is life now, a brave new world!
The human race demoted to some apes in a barrel;
a game show of peril where God's reclusive scarecrow
got juiced--reduced to some broomstick barebones.

And we're all just specimens getting tested in
their collections, getting stressed in our rectums,
hoping one day they'll fly off or drop dead, but
that probably won't happen 'till their suply's exhausted.

I got picked up...

Their civilization's advanced light years ahead,
and their consciousness is something we could never comprehend,
but our basic genetics are essentially the same
which is why our discovery's so imporant to their race.

At first they just observed us living in our habitat.
Then they started taking us as guinea pigs and lab rats,
giving us silly names like Cinnamon and FlapJack,
and strippin us of any of the dignity we had left!

They found us!
A light in the darkness, a spark in the gloom.
They found us!
A tiny oasis, an ark full of mules.
They found us!
A diamond in the rough, a penny in a pool.
They found us!
A Lonely Planet so pretty and blue.

Till I met a pretty alien lady with scaly skin,
smooth like an aligator, legs of an arabian,
makin me trip with those radiant lips.
She got all the game, but I'm playin my chips.

She got a snake tongue and she flicks it sporadically,
and her tits stay nice from a life of no gravity.
She got a cybernetic wit she loves to throw back at me--
The queen of my moon base. I call her "Yo Magesty"

She saw me in that glass case, diggin my dimples,
so she pulled me from the rat race and shoewed me her nipples.
They glowed in the dark and were thicker than thimbles,
and after a little liquor, I gave em a nibble.

She saved from the riddles, the tests, and the questions,
the psych sessions, and hypodermic injections.
She's the type of perfect that makes the savages berserk,
'cause she saved me from the misery of goin back to earth.

and broke lived happily ever after...